Dystopian Author Quotes

Ben Elton You’re mugging old ladies every bit as much if you pinch their pension fund

Ben Elton I don’t consider myself Jewish. I am half-Jewish by race but not through my mother.

Ben Elton Yes, OK, farty is a silly word. I wish I’d never used it. I’m 34. Perhaps it was a word for my 20s.

Ben Elton There are lots of things I could have done for the money, but I’ve made a great living doing the things I want to […]

Ben Elton You think I look like a teletubby?

Ben Elton I try hard not to preach, but I get carried away, which is a mistake, but it’s a risk worth running.

Ben Elton I did not vote Labour because they’ve heard of Oasis and nobody is going to vote Tory because William Hague has got a baseball […]

Ben Elton This calls for a very special blend of psychology and extreme violence.

Ben Elton Artists don’t create society, they reflect it